Thursday, June 14, 2007
Unquotable Quotes from the Philippines
Since I have not been doing much, I have been catching up on Philippine news and well, gossip. Anywho, one of the biggest news these days in my country is the break up of an actress and her millionaire foreign husband. Although I really am sad that a marriage described in the Philippines as a fairy tale one has ended, the endless "she-said, he-said" drama these two are entangled with has been quite amusing to watch. Why? Because of the quotable quotes that come from them!
Here is one of these funny quotes: "How funny! If I tortured her 15 hours and electrocuted her in bathtub, why she still alive? Is she Superman or Spiderman?"
And since I come from a land of funny people, here are some of the funniest quotes from our beloved famous people!
My brother is not a girl; he’s a gentleman.
Don’t judge my brother; he’s not a book.
I won’t stoop down to my level.
I don’t eat meat. I’m not a carnival.
And to you, I have two words for you. Ang labo mo! (as you can see it´s three words. :)
I have more to share later but for now this shall do. Anyway, I hope it made you laugh a bit. Laughter is the best medicine. :)
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